You learn something when watching Miss Universe you know!
July 26th 2006 10:39
Well last night Miss Universe was a learning curve for me. Even though I already knew who won I watched it anyway, you know for the bits leading up to it. Kind of like the OC where we all knew Marissa was gonna die but we had to watch HOW she died and who was responsible (but we knew that bit too).
Anyways, I found this year’s show a bit unappealing. Same stereotype, pretty girls, expensive gowns, too thin bodies. But another thing that annoyed me was the fact that the top 10 finalists had boobs. They were huge. Something I didn’t expect from skinny girls but I guess when you’re one in a few million from your country you gota have some who are lucky in the chest area!
For the evening gown part of the show, Switzerland looked like a Barbie doll with her big blonde hair and hot pink dress. I think from memory it was her who had the ribs sticking out of her bikini. Not cool.
USA looked pretty ordinary in her evening gown. That’s all I can say about her – I didn’t find her appealing but it’s annoying when they keep reaching the top 10 and 5 every year. It was just bad luck she landed such a broad question to answer in the final round which put her 5th runner up or something.
But the winner! Oh gosh, Japan should’ve won! Such an upset!!! Donald Trump sure looked impressed during the show. He looked bored and like he didn’t want to be there.
But after my round up that wasn’t the learning curve at how rigged the event is. I learnt about countries I didn’t even know existed! St Lucia. Where??? For those who live in Brisbane, yes that’s near Toowong but still. Where??? And watching it made me question the difference between USA and US Virgin Islands. Is the latter less smutty than the former? Maybe it should be renamed US Technical Virgin Islands.
And Miss Australia isn’t as innocent as she seems. Oh the power of PR! I have a very close source who told me that she despises Erin McNaughty because of an unforgivable incident in high school, where Erin slept with her best mate’s bf. Oh the hilarity.
Ah well, here’s to another wrap up of 2006 Miss Universe.
Anyways, I found this year’s show a bit unappealing. Same stereotype, pretty girls, expensive gowns, too thin bodies. But another thing that annoyed me was the fact that the top 10 finalists had boobs. They were huge. Something I didn’t expect from skinny girls but I guess when you’re one in a few million from your country you gota have some who are lucky in the chest area!
For the evening gown part of the show, Switzerland looked like a Barbie doll with her big blonde hair and hot pink dress. I think from memory it was her who had the ribs sticking out of her bikini. Not cool.
USA looked pretty ordinary in her evening gown. That’s all I can say about her – I didn’t find her appealing but it’s annoying when they keep reaching the top 10 and 5 every year. It was just bad luck she landed such a broad question to answer in the final round which put her 5th runner up or something.
But the winner! Oh gosh, Japan should’ve won! Such an upset!!! Donald Trump sure looked impressed during the show. He looked bored and like he didn’t want to be there.
But after my round up that wasn’t the learning curve at how rigged the event is. I learnt about countries I didn’t even know existed! St Lucia. Where??? For those who live in Brisbane, yes that’s near Toowong but still. Where??? And watching it made me question the difference between USA and US Virgin Islands. Is the latter less smutty than the former? Maybe it should be renamed US Technical Virgin Islands.
And Miss Australia isn’t as innocent as she seems. Oh the power of PR! I have a very close source who told me that she despises Erin McNaughty because of an unforgivable incident in high school, where Erin slept with her best mate’s bf. Oh the hilarity.
Ah well, here’s to another wrap up of 2006 Miss Universe.
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