Oh No! Rob's GOOONNNEEEE
June 26th 2006 06:23
Well, they voted Rob the dugong out. What a big mistake that was. Now all the housemates will look ugly after his departure. Of course you need your staple gay guy in the house who just happens to be a hairdresser so he can do some ‘tzuzing’ so all the housemates look hotter than they are since the day they set foot in their house. I mean if we didn’t have a Rob, Katie wouldn’t look like a Barbie doll before she left, leaving Jamie with a raging hard on cos there’d be no late-night nookie for him afterwards.
Now onto Jamie. My gosh who is sick of that ‘woe is me’ approach he’s taken since Katie left? David was right, the black armband is totally unnecessary. But I can see a part of him died since she left but hey wait a minute – she hasn’t died! Don’t you wear black armbands when someone really really ridiculously famous dies? Enough said.
And look, every girl (and possibly every gay boy) thinks Jamie looks hot as hell with a huge package. Sorry, but I must not be female or something cos frankly, I don’t find him hot. I think if I wanted to class someone hot, I’d have to have the whole package (okay I make some exceptions but they die pretty quickly). I’m so sick of his constant melancholy voice with the overuse of the word ‘like’ and acting all sad and depressed cos the only attention he had was when Katie was around and JamKat was the talk of the papers. And now it’s gone. Boo. Hoo.
Will someone just get him out of the house so he can shag Katie? He’s gagging for it.
I'm gonna miss Rob
Now onto Jamie. My gosh who is sick of that ‘woe is me’ approach he’s taken since Katie left? David was right, the black armband is totally unnecessary. But I can see a part of him died since she left but hey wait a minute – she hasn’t died! Don’t you wear black armbands when someone really really ridiculously famous dies? Enough said.
And look, every girl (and possibly every gay boy) thinks Jamie looks hot as hell with a huge package. Sorry, but I must not be female or something cos frankly, I don’t find him hot. I think if I wanted to class someone hot, I’d have to have the whole package (okay I make some exceptions but they die pretty quickly). I’m so sick of his constant melancholy voice with the overuse of the word ‘like’ and acting all sad and depressed cos the only attention he had was when Katie was around and JamKat was the talk of the papers. And now it’s gone. Boo. Hoo.
Will someone just get him out of the house so he can shag Katie? He’s gagging for it.
I'm gonna miss Rob
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