Crashing through thin ice with a bit of grot
July 21st 2006 08:30
Well, not to bring up how boring Torvill and Dean’s: Dancing on Ice is…but the show is crashing every week in viewer numbers.
I think Nine didn’t think that by doing promo shots of the skaters bruised and bandaged up would be taken so literally. My bus went past a poster of Jake Wall posing in mandatory bruises and bandages and could only think that his pretty face will actually be covered in real bruises and bandages in a few weeks to come. You could only hope!
My money is on Lara to take a huge spill in the next episode – only because she hasn’t had any accidents just yet!
And onto Big Brother…Max is a gentleman! Freaking out watching girls just happily undressing in the bedroom without him being prepared for the spectacle – he’s gotta be a diamond in the rough. Sure he may have Italian in his blood but he likes girls to be ladies and ladies should be modest. I’m impressed. For now that is.
What I’m unimpressed about the show this week is the stupidity of the housemates not buying washing detergent to wash their dishes. That’s just gross. What were they buying tea and coffee? Guess so, because they have plentiful supply of both and were quite reluctant to barter with it. Claire was a little apprehensive about how the dishes were being washed with Dettol in case she manages to swallow a tiny, tiny morsel of meat product from her fork. And when she does she’ll go absolute nuts and dance around like David, ripping off her microphone and demand to leave the house because the housemates are all grotty and disgusting.
But wait…wasn’t it her showing and openly talking to the housemates about the growing hair ‘down there’? Very ladylike, and so not disgusting, Claire.
I think Nine didn’t think that by doing promo shots of the skaters bruised and bandaged up would be taken so literally. My bus went past a poster of Jake Wall posing in mandatory bruises and bandages and could only think that his pretty face will actually be covered in real bruises and bandages in a few weeks to come. You could only hope!
My money is on Lara to take a huge spill in the next episode – only because she hasn’t had any accidents just yet!
Yet to take a spill on the ice, but Lara could be sporting make up elsewhere when she does!/Source: Ninemsn
And onto Big Brother…Max is a gentleman! Freaking out watching girls just happily undressing in the bedroom without him being prepared for the spectacle – he’s gotta be a diamond in the rough. Sure he may have Italian in his blood but he likes girls to be ladies and ladies should be modest. I’m impressed. For now that is.
What I’m unimpressed about the show this week is the stupidity of the housemates not buying washing detergent to wash their dishes. That’s just gross. What were they buying tea and coffee? Guess so, because they have plentiful supply of both and were quite reluctant to barter with it. Claire was a little apprehensive about how the dishes were being washed with Dettol in case she manages to swallow a tiny, tiny morsel of meat product from her fork. And when she does she’ll go absolute nuts and dance around like David, ripping off her microphone and demand to leave the house because the housemates are all grotty and disgusting.
But wait…wasn’t it her showing and openly talking to the housemates about the growing hair ‘down there’? Very ladylike, and so not disgusting, Claire.
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